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function trythis() {
var count = 3;
var r = Math.ceil(Math.random() * count);
if (r == 1) return "Drive those squirrels nuts! Put your birdfeeder pole inside a Slinky toy, stretch the Slinky the entire length of the pole, and then just attach it to each end of the pole.";
if (r == 2) return "Use natural pest controls. If you use weed and insect pesticides, you are probably killing <i>GOOD</i> insects, too.";
if (r == 3) return "Are birds messing on your car's side mirrors? Try tying or wrapping plastic grocery bags around the mirrors, and presto... no more skid marks.";
} //-->
